If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that…

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. ~Mary Ellen Kelly Patience is something…

Dreaming is an act of pure imagination, attesting in all men a creative power, which if it were available in waking, would make every man a Dante or Shakespeare. ~H.F.…

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself…

Diplomacy: The art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock. ~Wynn Catlin Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. ~Daniele Vare A diplomat…

When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and…

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. ~Ernestine Ulmer I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. ~Heywood Broun Research…

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~Johnny Carson A dentist at work in his vocation always looks…

A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one. ~Rita Mae Brown When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice. ~William…

He looks the whole world in the face for he owes not any man. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend…