One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others. ~Moliere Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins. We…

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred Allen Say what you will about…

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. ~Taki Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness…

Humility does not mean thinking less of yourself than of other people, nor does it mean having a low opinion of your own gifts. It means freedom from thinking about…

The Framers of the Bill of Rights did not purport to "create" rights. Rather, they designed the Bill of Rights to prohibit our Government from infringing rights and liberties presumed…

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. ~Joseph Baretti, quoted by James Boswell, 1766, commonly misattributed to…

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away. ~Bil Keane, "Family Circus" Millions and millions of years would still not give me half enough time…

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Tell…

You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping. ~Rudyard…

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. ~Winston Churchill Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps…

Hope, deceitful as it is, serves at least to lead us to the end of our lives by an agreeable route. ~François Duc de La Rochefoucauld Once you choose hope,…

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. ~Henry Louis Mencken, A Little…

You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it's all right. ~Maya Angelou Home is not where you live but where they…

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.…

The day was counting up its birds and never got the answer right. ~Author Unknown And upsidedown in the earth a dead man walks upon my soles when I walk.…

A million thanks to Steve for sharing some of his fantastic collection with me! History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley…

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love. ~Mother Teresa How wonderful it is that nobody need…

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you…

The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind. ~G.K. Chesterton There's…

I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him. ~Booker T. Washington Hating people is like burning down your own house to get…

If you must be in a hurry, then let it be according to the old adage, and hasten slowly. ~Saint Vincent de Paul God made time, but man made haste.…

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely…

The hair is the richest ornament of women. ~Martin Luther Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.…

The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken. ~Samuel Johnson Habit is habit, and not to be flung out…