Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. ~Albert Einstein Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your…

The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of…

Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything. ~Gregg Easterbrook 98% of all statistics are made up. ~Author Unknown Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they…

Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn. ~Quoted by Lewis Grizzard in Kathy Sue Loudermilk, I Love You Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's…

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures. ~Earl Warren Every sport pretends to a literature,…

Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? ~Kin Hubbard There are always three speeches, for every one you…

To speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks. ~Ben Jonson If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say…

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. ~Geoffrey Fisher The windows of my soul I throw Wide open to…

It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Friedrich von Schiller You don't raise heroes, you raise sons. And if you treat them like…

Man loves company even if it is only that of a small burning candle. ~Georg Christoph Lichtenberg I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. We are…