If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. ~Henny Youngman Lose an hour in the morning, and you will be all day…

Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose. ~Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist Morality is a private and costly luxury. ~Henry B. Adams, The Education of…

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Frank Hubbard We can tell our values by looking at our…

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. ~Elbert Hubbard, The Note Book, 1927 Mistakes are part of the dues one…

We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind. ~Eric Hoffer The mind is like an iceberg, it floats…

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~Mae West My theory is that men are no more liberated…

Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose. ~From the television show The Wonder Years A…

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. ~Cicero My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I…

Journalism largely consists in saying "Lord Jones is dead" to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive. ~G.K. Chesterton We can't quite decide if the world is growing worse,…

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. ~John Louis von Neumann Arithmetic is where the answer…