The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25…

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.…

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness. ~Mark Kennedy…

Teamwork divides the task and multiplies the success. ~Author Unknown No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it. ~H.E. Luccock Teamwork is the ability…

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. ~Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann" The dream begins with a teacher who believes in…

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. ~Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques" Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world. ~T'ien Yiheng There is a…

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. ~Will…

The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. ~Author Unknown The tattoo attracts and also repels…