A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~Carole Tabron Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob…

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. ~Joseph Addison, The Spectator, 1712 I once had…

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets. ~Christopher Morley The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine. ~John Howard It…

What matters is not the idea a man holds, but the depth at which he holds it. ~Ezra Pound This is how humans are: we question all our beliefs, except…

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human…

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson Everybody needs beauty as well as…

The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play "Drop the Handkerchief." ~James Naismith This is the second…

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end, it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.…

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about…